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About Wollongong

Oh, and get this - some dude on X posted a pic of their lab, looked like my basement after a flood! I’m thinkin’, “This is where my money’s goin’?” I’d rather burn it in a barrel! Reminds me of that line, “The truth doesn’t matter!” - straight outta “A Separation” - cause whore’s truth? It’s a dumpster fire! I’m ranting now, I know, but it’s therapeutic, ya feel me?

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The team at LJ Hooker Coolum Beach focuses on offering five-star investment property management services.

So, me dear, imagine strolling along Coolum Esplanade, right? The sun bleeds gold on the water. Yess, yess, so pretty, precious! I often wander down to Lies Street – lotsa quirky cafes, hidden gems where dates bloom, precious! I met so many lovelies - oh, my precious, each smile was like a little universe.

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