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About Spanish Town

Gets me mad though—pimps beatin’ ‘em down, society actin’ all high and mighty. Hypocrites! Same blokes preachin’ purity are slippin’ ‘em coins at night. Makes my blood boil, wanna zap ‘em with a bit of Asgardian chaos. But then—whores got grit. This one lass, swear she nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag—legend! Told me, “Loki, I’m the real trickster here.” Fair play, darlin’, fair play.

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Then, I had this customer, Miss Clara. She’s a regular, always askin’ for the best cuts. She comes in, all smiles, and I’m like, “What’s up, Miss Clara?” She says, “I need somethin’ special for dinner.” I’m thinkin’, “Great, no pressure.” So I whip out this beautiful piece of beef. She’s droolin’ over it, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar.

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