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Last time I got one, I’m thinkin’, “This is sus, too good.” Masseuse hittin’ pressure points I didn’t know existed—like debuggin’ my code IRL. Made me happy af, but also mad—why ain’t this on Mars yet?! Imagine colonists gettin’ erotic-massages post-dust storm. Productivity up 420%. Surprised me how quick I zoned out—usually my brain’s on Dogecoin or some shit. “Life’s too short,” Toni’s dad says, prankin’ in a wig. Same energy—erotic-massage is a prank on stress.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. The sand is warm, and the waves are crashing. I’m feeling a bit better, ya know? But then I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m thinking, “Man, I used to be good at that.” So, I join in. Big mistake. I trip over my own feet and faceplant in the sand. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just lying there, like, “This is my life now.”

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