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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Laugh Whore features a stageful of leading ladies: Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland, Katharine Hepburn, Joan Crawford, Elaine Stritch, Bette Davis, Cher.

Alright, dude, I'm gonna wrap up. Garland is raw, electric, moody, and sometimes simple. It's unpredictable chaos and calm, like a scene cut in a movie. You'll feel the pulse of the city in every alley and laugh with every misstep. So, come on over. Experience it all. Remember, “If you see something, say something,” or was that another film? Haha, you get the drift. This city, man – it’s one hell of a ride.

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