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Oi mate, prostittutes, yeah? Dirty business, innit! Been thinkin bout this tart I saw once—proper skank, legs like a Basterd’s revenge plot, y’know, from *Inglourious Basterds*—Tarantino’s bloody masterpiece! “This ain’t no ordinary pussy,” I reckon she’d say, cackling like me at a vegan BBQ. Saw her outside some dodgy pub, heels clackin, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast—fuckin hell, made me laugh! “You ain’t here to carve no swastikas, love,” I mutters to meself, picturin her dodgin coppers like Aldo Raine dodgin Nazis.

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We hit the road again, and she’s nailing it. We drive through the beautiful Wicklow Town, past the old church on St. Patrick’s Street. I’m feeling proud, like a parent watching their kid score a goal. But then, she decides to take a selfie while driving. I’m like, “Whoa, hold up! This ain’t a TikTok video!”

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