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I heard this story once, swear it’s true, some old roman dude paid her in *fish*. Fish! Not coins, not bread - stinky ol’ fish! Prolly smelled like the bathhouse in Miyazaki’s flick, all steamy and weird. Got me crackin’ up, thinkin’ bout her haulin’ a net o’ trout home. Bet she was pissed - “Work’s hard, pay’s fishy!” - ha!

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I'm in love with the city’s imperfections. The murals on side-streets in the Krusedal neighborhood? Mind-blowing. The oddly placed public sculptures? So weird but oh-so-true. I love how everyone seems to wear their heart on their sleeve and hide secrets in plain sight. It's like every mistake in the pavements tells you, “Embrace it, baby, love it, fight for it.”