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So, picture dis – some gal, or guy, hands all oiled up, slidin’ over ya back, “Lightbulb!” – tension gone, poof! It’s not just rubbin’, nah, it’s art, like dem fancy painters, but wit skin. I seen it once, sneaky-like, in prison – contraband massage, ha! One inmate, Boris, he got caught givin’ one to dis twitchy guard – “you think you’re clever, huh?” – straight outta “Leviathan”, dat vibe. Guard was pissed, red face, but Boris? Smirkin’, happy as pig in mud!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Askar bursts in. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” He tells me about this new food truck on Kairbekov Street. Apparently, they serve the best shawarma in town. I’m like, “Great, but can we focus on the presentation?” But honestly, I’m kinda curious.

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