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About Pasir Ris

So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

Pimping and managing a brothel

But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I saw a cat. A stray cat, just chilling on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the life!” But then it started following me. I was like, “No way, I’m not adopting a cat today!”

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