Eliza Simmering Brothel ❤️

About Vienna

Little known fact—brothels been legal in Nevada since forever, but they still sneak around in trailers out in the desert. Crazy, right? Dudes drivin miles for a quickie—talk about dedication. Reminds me of Scarlett Johansson in that movie, whisperin somethin you can’t hear—brothels got that vibe, secretive but loud as fuck. “I just feel so alone,” she says—shit, some guys prolly cry that after blowin their paycheck!

Villa Roma – Bordell München

Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"