Gabriella Simmering Whore ❤️

About Vienna

Little known fact? Back in the day, whoRE wasn’t just a word – nah, it was a lifestyle! Some old timer told me – swear on my Brahma Bull tat – it’s tied to sailors dockin’ in ports, tradin’ rum for… well, you get it. Texture’s gotta show that history, right? Scratched up, faded paint, maybe some salty crust. Makes me happy thinkin’ how real it feels – like I could touch it, smell the sea. But it pisses me off too – why’s it gotta be so damn sad? All that wear and tear, man, it’s heavy.

Erotic Mind Training: Imagine Your Way to Hotter Sex

The naughtily named spaghetti alla Puttanesca, literally whore's spaghetti, is a perfect 'I've-got-nothing-in-the-fridge-and-I-can't-be-bothered.

Alright, my friend, buckle up… We're talkin’ Simmering (at) – my stomping ground for years. This city ain't just streets; it's heart, soul, a dating site dev's paradise. Yo, let me lay it on ya.