Samantha Chisholm Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Discover something new every day

So yeah, Chisholm (au) ain’t just a dot on the map. It’s a living, breathing mash-up of street legends, quiet seclusion, brief eruptions of art and raw truth – like “Fish Tank” in a suburban spiral. Lol, my brain sometimes lags with all these raw feels and edgy tech vibes, but hey – that’s Chisholm for ya.

Yankees’ Jazz Chisholm Jr. put on injured list because of strained right oblique