Amelia Labrador Whore ❤️

About Canberra

So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

The Dave Howard Singers

So, when you roll through, soak in the chaos, the realness, and let the city massage your senses, like I do with every client that needs to let it all go. Labrador’s your blank canvas, mate—paint it with your own madness. Peace out and keep vibin’!

Cockatoo and ‘His Labrador’ Team Up to ‘Start Trouble’ and It’s Cuteness Overload