Valentina Simitli Whore ❤️

About Dobrich

Got angry once—some twit called ‘em dull. Dull?! *Piscis gloriosus*, I roared—glorious fish, you numpty! Made me happy seein’ ‘em schoolin’—hundreds of ‘em, red wave, pure magic. Surprised me too—found a fossil once, millions o’ years old—whore’s been dodgin’ extinction like a champ. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—whore’s got memory longer than me after a knees-up!

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Simitli (Bulgarian: Симитли [simitˈli]) also known as Simitliya (Bulgarian: Симитлия), is a town in Blagoevgrad Province in southwestern Bulgaria. It has a population of 7, and is located 17 .

Our parks, like the Hidden Grove near the river Cherni Lom, well, they’re like an oasis, though often overlooked. This park is my secret spot – quiet, where I can chill and think 'bout all the injustice swirling around. I sometimes joke, “Billionaires should not exist!” when I see these fancy ads popping up on the old TV in the kiosk. It gets my blood boiling, you know?

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