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About Zurich

Me, I’d saunter in, all charm, “Shaken, not stirred,” orderin’ a drink while sizin’ up the place. Not just for a shag—nah, I notice shit. The exits, the vibes, who’s packin’. Probs why I’d be shit at runnin’ one—too paranoid, mate. “Why’d you build a fort?” they’d ask, like Sam in the movie. “Cos I’m fuckin’ Bond,” I’d say, laughin’. Anyway, brothels—dodgy, brill, a right laugh. Gotta go—Q’s bitchin’ about my gadgets again. Cheers!

THE ITALIAN MADRIGAL

The old church St. Martin is rad. It’s ancient and majestic. I was there once, felt like I was in a slow motion scene. Like the movie, all narratively heavy. Lol. Crazy deep.

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