Vanessa Kerns Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

My precious! *raspy cackle* Whore, eh? Dirty word, innit? Makes me twitchy, yesss, like Amélie spinnin’ her little dreams! I sees it, precious, way folks sling “whore” round—like it’s nothin’. Pisses me off, it does! Back in old days, whores had grit—survivin’, scrappin’, no fancy crepes like Amélie’s Paris! *hisses* Me, I likes the underbelly, the real muck. Whore’s a fighter, see? Not some simperin’ doll.

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All the hate messages I been getting from my people include: You whore, you slut, mention of female body parts & wishing rape.

Sssorry, must be in a hurry, my precious – life spins so fast here in Kerns (ch)! You’ll see, every corner holds mischief and wonder, a blend of family drama and wild nature. Truly, truly a wonderland! Yes, yes, our little precious haven, err, Kerns, is a tapestry, and you, my dear friend, will get lost in its many hearts. Hsss!

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