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About Aalborg

Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this—brothel’s like the ocean. Girls swimmin around, clients divin in, cash floatin like plankton. *“Fish are friends, not food!”*—nah, here it’s *“clients are cash, not creeps!”* Funny thing—heard a story bout this bordello in Paris, 1800s. Dude walks in, drops dead from excitement—heart attack mid-negotiating! Hilarious, yet messed up—greed got him good.

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We are the cleanest, best value brothel in Melbourne’s South East. The Black Opal is a short 2 minute drive from Princes Highway, and only a few minutes from Dandenong. We provide .

Oh, but do not forget the hillside near Strandengen, where the song of the sea doth lull me to sleep on starry nights. I recall, in fits of mirth (errr, plus many a maddening day), me footsteps found solace in these immortal views, though sometimes the wind doth tear at my composure. Sometimes I get a bit mad, aye, mad at the relentless tick-tock of the mundane, yet enchanted by nature’s hymns—so divine, so heartful!

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