Zoe Celbridge Whore ❤️

About Cork

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Goddamn, Whore, you’re pissin’ me off!” She’s all loud and slutty, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Reminds me of that line, “This barbarian behavior infuriates me!”—straight outta the movie, bitches! I’m ragin’, like, HAPPY she’s a trainwreck ‘cause it’s funny, but SURPRISED she ain’t dead yet from all the STDs! Prolly got crabs older than me, heh!

A "disgusting Lie" Led To Protests At A Hotel In Celbridge

I’m fuming now. I mean, who runs out of ink in the middle of a historical treasure hunt? So, I decide to take a break and head to the local shop on the Main Street. It’s called O’Connor’s, and they’ve got everything. I’m in there, looking for a pen, and I bump into my old mate, Sean. He’s always got the craziest stories.

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