Sophie Monaghan Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So I’m walkin’, talkin’ to myself—cuz who else gets me?—and I’m like, why’s this so fun? Findin’ a prostitute ain’t just a transaction, nah, it’s a game! Dodge the cops, haggle the price, feel that rush—happy as a kid with a stolen pie. Once saw this guy, total square, tryin’ to chat one up—stutterin’, sweatin’. I’m dyin’ laughin’, “Buddy, she ain’t your prom date!” He bolts—surprised me how dumb some folks are.

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