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About Kingston

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, ya dig? Shit’s wild out there, man, like tryna track a story in *Spotlight*—you know, my fuckin’ favorite flick. "The truth is powerful," they say in that movie, and damn right it is when you’re huntin’ for a hookup. I’m talkin’ streets buzzin’, shady corners, and me, Samuel L. Motherfuckin’ Jackson, sizin’ it up like a hawk. You don’t just stumble on this shit—you gotta *work* it, motherfucker!

Half Way Tree

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

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