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Anyways, lemme spill! Whores in Bikini Bottom? Nah, but imagine, haha! I’d be like, “Hiya, pal, whatcha sellin’?” Prolly jellyfish stings’d be their gig, zap zap! But real talk—whores got stories, wild ones! Heard ‘bout this gal in old Rome, right? She’d sneak clients in barrels—barrels, matey! Tax dudes none the wiser, sneaky lil’ barnacle! Made me laugh, but also—smart, huh? Outsmartin’ the system, SpongeBob approves!

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I help out, checkin’ if anyone’s hurt. Luckily, everyone’s okay, just a bit shaken up. But the drivers? They’re yellin’ at each other like it’s a soap opera. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Get it together, people!”

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