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About Sapporo

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

For Travellers to Japan

Are you ready to get your (traditional Japanese) boogey on? The Gujo Dance Festival, one of Japan's three most famous bon dances with over years of histo.

By the end of the day, I was exhausted. I walked back home, taking the long way through the park. The sunset was gorgeous, painting the sky in pinks and oranges. I stopped to take a pic, because, duh, Instagram.

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