Hazel Mooka Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

BDSM Breaking in the New Recruit: Moka Mora

I spent weeks trying to order replacement filters for my Mooka air purifier. Every order was cancelled for one reason or another. Final verdict was that they don’t ship to the Virgin Islands .

So, I’m munchin’ on my onigiri, walkin’ down the street, and BAM! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Like, seriously? Mooka, fix your sidewalks! I’m about to faceplant into the pavement. But I laugh it off. Gotta keep it chill, right?

Little boy lucky to be alive