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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

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So, I’m walking down Kōen-dōri, right? And I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the shamisen like a rockstar. I’m vibin’ hard, but then this lady walks by and spills her coffee all over my arm. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna enjoy some culture here! I was mad, but then I saw her face. She was mortified. I couldn’t help but laugh. “It’s cool, lady! Just a little caffeine shower!”

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