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About Kobe

So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

Feeling the History at Jindaiji Temple

Chofu, a charming area of Western Tokyo filled with much tradition and things to do, is only a short train ride away from Shinjuku Station.

First call comes in. Some dude on Fuda Street is stuck in traffic. Like, seriously? It’s 7 AM! Who’s out there causing chaos already? I’m like, “Bro, just chill. It’s Chofu, not Tokyo!” But nah, he’s all panicky. I can hear the honking in the background. Classic.

Saying sayonara to Japan’s Brave Blossoms at ‘Rugby Paradiso’