Fatima Uozu Brothel ❤️

About Kyoto

Oh, and don’t get me started on the johns—pathetic sometimes, hilarious others. Stumblin’ in, all nervous, like they’re in *Children of Men* facin’ the Fishes. “This is it, the end,” I’d mutter, watchin’ ‘em fumble. One time, heard a dude in Amsterdam’s red district paid double just to cry on a girl’s shoulder. Brothel turned therapist—ain’t that a trip? Cracked me up, but damn, it’s sad too.

Examples of Japanese Brothels

Dildo Play/Toys · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Anal Sex · Cunnilingus · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Golden Shower (give) for extra.

After the aquarium, I wander over to the Uozu Castle ruins. It’s a bit of a hike, but the view is worth it. You can see the whole city from up there. I’m snapping pics, feeling like a tourist, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just dropped his bike. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, how clumsy can you be?

Rare giant squid sighting in Japanese harbour