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About Luxembourg City

So, I’m reckonin’, right, it ain’t just a rub-down, it’s proper sensual, bruv. Them hands kneadin’ your back, your thighs, gettin’ all up in them naughty bits – respectful, like, but cheeky. Little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, them posh twats had slaves doin’ this, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” swear down! They’d be all oiled up, grapes on the side, livin’ large. Makes me well jel, innit – where’s my slave at, fam?

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But then, the real chaos hits. A group of tourists comes in, and they’re all like, “Where’s the best place to see the Differdange Castle?” I’m like, “Uh, it’s not a castle, it’s a ruin, but sure, let me pull out my map.” I whip out my phone, and I’m trying to show them on Google Maps, but my fingers are all sticky from the syrup. I’m fumbling like a total noob.

Tania Brugnoni appointed director of National Museum