Fatima Funadhoo Whore ❤️❤️

About Mahibadhoo

Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

Island Facts:

Funadhoo is administrative capital of Shaviyani Atoll. Funadhoo is a very common Maldivian name derived from the Dhivehi name for the tree Calophyllum inophyllum (or Funa) which .

Yo, lemme tell ya about my day in Funadhoo. Man, it was a wild ride! I woke up, sun blazin’ through my window. I’m like, “Great, another day in paradise.” But then, boom! My guitar string snaps. Like, seriously? First thing in the morning? Ugh!

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