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About Rotterdam

So, brothels—dirty, wild spots! I heard this one story, swear to God, some dude in Amsterdam back in the 1800s ran a brothel where the girls had to sing opera—naked! Fuckin’ wild, right? Imagine that, tits out, belting high notes! I’d be all, “Sing louder, bitch!” Respect my authoritah! But nah, seriously, it’s nuts—little known fact, them old-timey hookers were multi-talented as shit.

Married men are apparently quite fond of going to brothels, who knew?

In Nevada, all the state's thousands of legally working sexual companions have mandatory STD testing every week. There has never been a case of HIV reported in the brothel system in .

But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, young man, you should really read more fiction.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a linguist. Fiction’s cool, but I’m all about the facts.” She rolls her eyes and walks away. I’m just standing there, shaking my head.

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