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Little known fact - she’s got a tat, some old sailor inked it, says “freedom” in like, Russian or some shit. Adds to her legend, man. She’s no angel, but she aint pretendin to be. “What have you done?” - another Ida line she’d probly throw back at me, laughin. Say hello to my little friend, bro - she’s a trainwreck, a goldmine, and a goddamn riot all in one!

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The Madonna-whore complex views women’s desirability/licentiousness and purity/maternal goodness as mutually exclusive traits. Love is seen as clean and virginal whereas sex is .

Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.