Lauren Auckland Whore ❤️

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Little known fact – she’s got this tattoo, tiny little rose, right behind her ear. Some john gave her the cash for it years back, said it’d make her “classy.” Ha! Classy like a pig in lipstick! Still, I kinda dig it – shows she’s got layers, ya know? Makes me happy thinkin’ she’s more than just the hustle. Surprised me too – thought she was all surface, no depth, but nah, she’s got stories inked on her.

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So, I finally make it to the office on Victoria St. I’m just settling in when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Bro, you won’t believe what just happened!” Turns out, he’s at the Sky Tower, and some tourist just dropped their phone off the edge. I’m cracking up, picturing this poor sap watching his phone plummet. I mean, who even does that?

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