Bella Lazy Prostitute ❤️

About Szczecin

Dunno, mate, she’s a right character. Bit sad tho—heard some prossies start cos they got no choice. Makes me wanna cry, *wipes eye, honks nose loud* but Daisy? She’s a fighter, like me in a windstorm! *flaps arms, pretends to blow away* Reckon she’d tell Joker, “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve!” *grins, trips over own feet* What a gal!

Africa, Middle East, and India

My mother was a year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

I Went On Volcano Bay’s Not So Lazy River For The First Time At Universal, And As A Lazy River Superfan, I’m Shook