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Hehehe, well, well, well, ya wanna know what I, the Joker, think ‘bout erotic-massage, huh? *manic laughter* Why so serious? Let’s dive into this slippery, wild mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ over skin, all oiled up, like some kinda twisted dance. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain* – ya know, my fave flick – all that tension, them cowboys wrestlin’ with more than just cattle, heh! “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one moans, and I’m like, same, bro, same – but with a good rubdown!

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First off, I hit the streets of Calle San Juan. The sun was blazin’, like it was tryin’ to roast me alive. I’m sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” But then I see the beach, and it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like they’re in a freakin’ fashion show. I mean, c’mon, it’s just sand and water, right? But hey, I can’t blame ‘em. Barceloneta’s got that vibe.

Four arrested for sexual assault on Barceloneta beach