Ellie Xizhi Prostitute ❤️

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So, this one time, right, saw this lass—proper tart, skirt up to ‘ere—makin’ eyes at blokes. Reminds me o’ Grace in *Dogville*, yeah? “She’d do anything for a smile,” Lars’d say. But this gal, she’s floggin’ ‘er wares, cash in ‘and! Made me chuckle—ooh, cheeky!—but then sad, y’know? She’s out there, freezin’, while I’m ‘ome with me teddy. AIn’t fair, is it? Gets me goat, proper mad—grrr, fists shakin’!

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“If you rent a boyfriend, a girlfriend, a prostitute, or a mistress, it’s not a valid contract; it’s illegal.” The crux of the problem is how to determine responsibility for illegal activities.

So we hop in the car, and I’m tryin’ to keep it light. I’m like, “Alright, Timmy, let’s hit the road!” We head down to the Xizhi River, and I’m feelin’ good. The view’s nice, the water’s glistening, and I’m like, “This is it!” But then, Timmy decides to hit the gas like he’s in Fast & Furious. I’m yellin’, “Dude, chill! We’re not racing!”

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