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Here’s a kicker - didja know in Japan they got “soaplands”? Sexual-massage joints masked as bathhouses, been dodgin’ laws since forever! Sneaky bastards, love that hustle. Makes me happy, seein’ folks outsmart the system. But I’m tellin’ ya, it’s gotta be real - none of this fake “happy ending” BS. That’s where “The Master” kicks in - “Man is not an animal!” - bullshit, we totally are, and sexual-massage proves it! Primal, messy, glorious.

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I sit down with the manager, a bloke named Dave. He’s got this wild hair and a nervous twitch. He starts rambling about how the till’s been off. I’m like, “Mate, you’re in a pub. How hard can it be?” But then he shows me the books. Oof. It’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen some dodgy stuff in my time, but this? This was next level.

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