Audrey Hamlet Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and don’t get me started on profiles—half these jokers sayin’ “just lookin’ for fun” like it’s a dang job interview. Cracks me up! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’, “Bless your heart, that ain’t workin’!” What y’all think—sex-datin’ a blessin’ or a curse? ‘Cause I’m torn, y’all—torn like a paper umbrella in a hurricane!

‘O, What A Rogue And Peasant Slave Am I’, Spoken by Hamlet, Act 2 Scene 2

Note to Hamlet, "That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me whore, because only such a bastard could be calm about his father's death.

So gear up, you donkey – and when you wander around, remember: don’t be a numbskull and miss out on the raw pulse of this insane wonderland. Get off your arse, immerse yourself, and for God’s sake, keep your eyes open – because every brick and every whisper might just set your soul on fire. Now get moving, and enjoy the mad, wild PHamlet, ya filthy animal!

My 38th 'Hamlet' (inside Grand Theft Auto) is the first I've seen with flamethrowers