Ellie Mapleton Whore ❤️❤️

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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

A Tour of Upstate NY, Courtesy of Damon Lindelof

Mapleton and hiring Max to run the brothel. Vane Yesterday I was a whore of little consequence, easily dismissed, easily forgotten.

I always wonder... it's unbelievable how Mapleton spins my daily life from debugging dates to inspiring epic love stories. It gives me a rush, man, like a scene from an intense, nerve-shredding moment in "The Hurt Locker". I mean, you gotta feel it to believe it!

Mapleton Water District getting $925,000 to fix water infrastructure