Aria Plainview Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

But real talk—she’s a survivor, man. Reminds me of Llewelyn in the movie, dodgin’ crap left and right. Once saw her dodge a cop like she was freakin’ Neo in *The Matrix*—boom, gone! Had me shook. I was like, “Damn, girl, you’re slick!” Kinda hot, too—how you doin’, amirite? But nah, she’d chew me up and spit me out. “You don’t wanna mess with this, sugar,” she’d say, all sassy. And I’d be like, “Yeah, fair.”

Football Mom & Bathroom Whore

I get super pumped ‘bout the local food. Little Tony’s Pizza on Maple Rd? Grrr, that joint’s lit! I mess up back at work ‘cause I can’t stop thinkin’ bout that slice. No joke, I'm starvin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it!

Officials: Cooking accident sparked fire at Plainview home