Penelope Bohemia Whore ❤️

About New York City

Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’ ‘bout whores—now, hold up, don’t get all riled up, I’m talkin’ straight from the gut here, Dr. Phil-style, with that Southern drawl kickin’ in. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I mean, really, think ‘bout it—folks out there sellin’ themselves, body and soul, chasin’ somethin’ they ain’t never gonna catch. Makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes, ‘cause I see it, y’know? Like in my favorite flick, *Margaret*—that Lisa girl, runnin’ ‘round New York, screwin’ up left and right, tryin’ to fix what’s broke but just makin’ it messier. “You’re a little whore, you know that?”—that line hits hard, don’t it? Straight from the movie, and it’s like, damn, ain’t that the truth for some?

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Duncan Flyte is gregarious and hilarious, he's got a great Scottish accent, and I'm convinced he's a total man-whore. And he has it in his head that he needs to.

So, my friend – Bohemia (us) ain't your everyday city. It’s a chaotic symphony of street art, parks, rivers, bizarre alleys, and heartfelt shadows. Walk its paths, talk to its pals, immerse yourself. Trust me, you'll leave a piece of your soul, and pick up a million crazy memories. Peace out… and enjoy the trip!

Daniel Almeida Obituary (2025) - Bohemia, NY - Moloney's Bohemia Funeral Home