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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

Ed Helms Has Another Besotted Romp With a Hooker, This Time in “Cedar Rapids”

But here's the kicker – local neighborhoods like Huffnagle District? Pure gold. Quaint streets, some narratives that almost make ya wanna leave your troubles behind. And hey, I had a mishap near Union Dr. once, slipped on some spilled coffee from a biker dude – I was mad for a sec but then, "Life’s a rollercoaster, mate!" And they don't call me the king of energy healing for not being a wuss!

Cedar Rapids man faces up to 30 years in prison following deadly motorcycle crash