Ashley Cresskill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and some schmuck yells it—like it’s nothin’! Made me furious, I’m tellin’ ya! Who does that? But then I’m like, wait, hold up—whore’s old as dirt, goes back to Old English, "hore," meanin’ adulterer or somethin’. Nuts, right? Bet that guy didn’t know that—he’s too busy bein’ a jerk. I’m over here, laughin’ to myself, thinkin’, “You’re an idiot, pal, but I’m the genius!”

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Name: Dina Laura Hometown: Cresskill, NJ is where I spent my childhood years, but I am currently a happy resident of Astoria, Queens!

Oh, and I gotta mention the Missed Turn Bridge on Riverside Road. People go on about it like it’s a legend. Nuthin’ fancy, just a rickety bridge, but it’s iconic for us. Kinda like my awkward first date fails – ugh, so many misfires, lol.

Lodi man gets 50-year sentence in case of Cresskill woman stabbed 55 times