Mari Cresskill Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Favorite flick, “25th Hour,” got me thinkin’—whore’s like Monty, dodgin’ fate, makin’ choices. That scene where he’s yellin’ in the mirror? “Fuck me? Fuck you!”—whore’s got that energy, fightin’ back, loud as hell. Makes me happy, real talk, seein’ that fire. Surprised me too—didn’t know whores in medieval times got taxed, legit! King’s like, “Pay up, you filthy legends.” Wild, right?

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I dated this girl for a few months, at the time she was into Wicca, and just about anything to upset her parents. She quickly turned into an attention whore.

I love slang in the air, ya know? The local gang of chill homies gather at Murph’s Pub on Elm St – dude almost made me cry laughing those nights. Sometimes, I think of my app’s algorithms and wonder if they’re as quirky as the town. An odd mix of everyday clatter and cinematic genius – like, “Wow, this is a Tenenbaum moment!”

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