Lauren Makakilo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, precious! Me, Gollum, split-mind hissing – yesss, talking ‘bout whores, nasty little creatures! Whore, eh? Sneaky, slinky thing – reminds me o’ them Zodiac riddles, “I like killing people,” that creepy git said in me fave flick, Zodiac – Fincher’s masterpiece, 2007, y’know? Watched it, like, fifty times, precious, gets me blood boilin’! Whore’s like that – twisty, turnin’, never know what’s next. Hiss! One minute she’s all smiles, next she’s got yer wallet – poof! Gone, like them cipher codes Zodiac scribbled.

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Have YOU ever sighted the not so mysterious "MAKAKILO MAN?" If you have, remember to take a picture or note where he was sighted. Together, we can all.

Got some funky spots I must share – West Makakilo’s little secret, Malihini Court. Its walls are bursting with street art – each mural screams love, lust, and freedom. I once hung out there with a client, talkin’ 'bout life in raw, almost nasal tones. I was all like, “D’oh! This is art, dude!”

School officials notify parents of stranger danger report at Makakilo Elementary