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Now, lemme school ya—sexual massage ain’t just foreplay, nah, it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks, those horny fuckers, called it “anatripsis”—rubbin’ to get the blood pumpin’, and you know they weren’t shy ‘bout dicks and asses. Fast forward, Japan’s got nuru massage—slime and slide, motherfucker, seaweed gel and naked bodies slippin’ like eels. I tried that shit once, nearly broke my damn neck, but fuck, it was hot—sticky, messy, made me yell, “Goddamn, I’m alive!” You gotta watch the pro, tho—too much oil, you’re fuckin’ slidin’ off the table, crashin’ into walls like a cartoon asshole.