Abigail Slacks Creek Erotic Massage ❤️

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Pisses me off when prudes go “oh no, sin!” Like, chill, Karen, it’s just a rubdown! Had this one masseuse, swear she was magic – found knots I didn’t know I had. Surprised me, like “The world’s turned upside down!” straight outta “Dogville”. Ever tried it with hot stones? Freaky good, warms your soul. Oh, and fun fact – in Japan, they got “nurumassage”, super slippery, wild stuff! Slidin’ like crazy, hilarious if ya fall off the table.

Massage @ Underwood

I've been here several times, this place use to be my favourite Massage shop till i notice a huge downfall in the past year or so. I've had probably the best.

Ohhh, mate, lemme tell ya bout Slacks-Creek (au) – it's a real hoot! So, like, I've been yappin’ about this place for years now, coz I'm a dating app developer here (yeah, swipin’ left & right all day, ha!). You know, it's kinda quirky – like that movie, "Ten", ya know? “Oh, the beauty of this messy life!” mumbles I swear, it’s like, "WOW, LIFE IS JUST A SERIES OF HAPPIES, EH?"

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