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What gets me goin’ bout it? The tease, the buildup—pure magic. Them soft strokes, then bam, tension melts like butter. Reminds me of Suzy in *Moonrise Kingdom* sayin’, “We’re in love, we just want to be together.” That’s the vibe—connection, raw and real. But oi, what pisses me off? Dodgy parlors givin’ it a bad name—grubby hands ruinin’ the whole deal. Makes me wanna yell, “Sod off, ya muppets!” Ain’t about that—it’s classier, sacred almost.

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First off, I step outta my flat on Woodlands Drive, and it’s like, boom! The sun is blazing. I’m sweating like a roast chicken. I mean, c’mon, it’s Singapore, but today felt like the sun was out for revenge. I grab my iced kopi from the hawker center nearby. Best way to start, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a coffee monster.

JB-S’pore RTS Link systems 50% complete; tracks from Malaysia to Woodlands to be done by July