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So, escort—where do I start? It’s wild, right? People payin’ for company, sometimes sex, sometimes just a damn arm to hold at a party. Motherfucker, it’s old as dirt—did ya know ancient Rome had high-class escorts? Called ‘em “hetaerae,” fancy-ass women who’d school you in philosophy while, uh, takin’ care of bizness. Blew my mind when I read that! Thought it was all modern pimp shit, but nah, history’s got layers, motherfucker!

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First off, I hit up the market on the Markt. You know, the one with the big ol’ church, St. Lambertus? Yeah, that place. I’m strolling through, grabbing some fresh stroopwafels (heaven in a cookie, I swear), when I bump into this dude selling flowers. He’s all like, “Hey, you want some tulips?” I’m like, “Bro, it’s not even spring!” But then I think, “Why not?” So I grab a bunch. They’re bright, they’re pretty, and they totally clash with my outfit. But whatever, right?

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