Olivia Reykjavik Brothel ❤️

About Gardabaer

Hey buddy, listen up! I’m a Resnik, y’know, fixin’ stuff, makin’ things right—like them brothels! Yeah, them houses o’ ill repute, heh! Got me thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wild—brothel’s like that flick I love, “Under the Skin.” Y’know, Jonathan Glazer’s deal, 2013—scarjo lookin’ all eerie, pickin’ up dudes, strippin’ ‘em down to nothin’. Brothels got that vibe, man—seducin’, pullin’ ya in, then bam! Yer wallet’s gone, and yer wonderin’ what hit ya. “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope!

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After my caffeine fix, I stroll down Skólavörðustígur. This street is a total gem. It leads right up to Hallgrímskirkja. That church is massive! I mean, it looks like a spaceship landed in the middle of the city. I’m standing there, taking pics, and this tourist asks me to take a photo of him. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you promise to look cool.” He totally didn’t.

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