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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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Now I’m mad again. I’m walking down Krišjāņa Valdemāra iela, muttering to myself. “Why do kids think they own the road?” But then I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches. I stop, totally mesmerized. Like, how does he not set himself on fire? I can’t even juggle a ball without dropping it.

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