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Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout escort—yep, *that* escort, the shady, eyebrow-raisin’ world of paid companionship. I’m sittin here, Dr. House style, thinkin—everybody lies, right? These folks, they’re pros at actin like they give a damn. “Oh, you’re so interesting!”—bullshit, they’re countin the clock till your wallet’s dry. Reminds me of *Inside Out*, ya know, my fave flick—emotions runnin wild in your head, but these escorts? They’ve got Joy on a leash, fakin it for cash. Sadness? Buried deep—probly cryin over the creeps they meet.

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So, I’m out on Rua da Liberdade, right? Just grabbin’ a coffee at that cute little café, O Pão Quente. Best pastries, no joke. I’m munchin’ on a pastel de nata, and boom! This seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I swear, it almost took my whole pastry! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, and the barista is just laughin’ at me. Like, dude, help a guy out!

Portugal – 2019 National Camp of Salesian Youth Movement