Lucy Billinge Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

Scenic village on edge of Merseyside where 'everyone knows everyone'

After that, I’m feeling pumped. I head back to my hotel, ready to tackle those reports. But guess what? The Wi-Fi is down! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I can’t catch a break! So, I grab my stuff and head to the nearest café on the corner of Winstanley Rd.

Drivers urged to avoid area as road closed after crash